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"Fresh, inspiring, and wickedly funny." 

 -Jenna McCarthy, author of Pretty Much Screwed
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Elizabeth Lyons was livng a great life while raising 5 beautiful kids...

...kids who tended to lie down on the floor of Target when things weren't going their way. She was blessed with great friends (who she had little time to see). And she had a well-paying job (that she enjoyed just enough to make it palatable).

But then one day, while she was driving down the highway, "Happy" by Leona Lewis came on the radio. While she hadn't ever fully paid attention to the lyrics, one line in particular forced her to pull over:

"I could stand by the side. Watch this life pass me by. So unhappy. But safe as could be." (Now you're singing it too, aren't you? 😉)

She knew how blessed  she was.

And that she should feel fulfilled and grateful at all times.

And the fact that she didn't made her feel incredibly guilty.

So in that moment, she committed to getting real honest and taking time to identify some critical house rules—not for her kids, but for herself

Do You Ever Feel Like...

You need an extra hour in the day. Possibly four.

You fall into bed exhausted most nights yet unsure what you actually did all day (because it definitely wasn't any of the 367 things on your to-do list).

You miss...yourself (even though you're with yourself all day long)!

If so, this book was written for you.

You Cannot Be Serious: and 32 Other Rules That Sustain a (Mostly) Balanced Mom is a roadmap to shifting your perspective and putting you back in the driver's seat in order to bring consistent joy (deep inner joy, not fleeting-social-media-highlight-real joy) into your amazing life.

It's Time for an Overhaul

You Cannot Be Serious will help you:

♥ Untie your "nots" so that you can begin taking intentional steps toward the life of your dreams

♥ Eliminate the two words that are unconsciously sabotaging your growth

♥ Equip you to view chaos as an opportunity

♥ Reframe your focus each time you begin comparing yourself to other moms who seem to "have it all"

♥ Empower you to trust your intuition...the first time!

♥ Grant you permission to take care of yourself in a way that ensures you have full control over your own happiness at all times.

Editorial Reviews

"Rarely does a book infused with such hilarity provide such an encouraging and uplifting parenting outlook. You Cannot Be Serious is not only an imperative call to action, it's a nightstand necessity!"
-Cheryl Lage, author of Twinspiration

 

"Fresh, inspiring and wickedly funny."
-Jenna McCarthy, author of Pretty Much Screwed

 

"A must-have for moms craving a heartfelt laugh!"
-Ali Wing, founder of giggle

 

"You Cannot Be Serious offers 32 rules to help the modern woman survive the circus show that is motherhood."
-Jana Matthews, blogger + mom

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